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Then on Substack where first a Swedish post circulates and then an English version a little later in the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today it will be Omfall C – probably the most likely outcome if the West can just make up its mind at some point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Igor I want to watch Lethal Weapon 1 on Rossiya, can you change it,” “absolutely Mr. Putin but it’s not possible, it’s just Swan Lake in black and white.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A sense of unreality sets in and a now sweaty Putin who pulls an old KGB trick – WhatsApps all his silovik buddies “surely you also see Lethal Weapon 1, how great is it, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When he hasn’t received a response for over half an hour even though it’s only eight o’clock, he starts to get seriously worried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Long glances towards the security guards who he feels have been absent-minded and on their phones a lot, which they are not supposed to have – must bring it up with the security chief tomorrow morning he thinks and makes a mental note of what he learned in KGB school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For all of us who have social media, it’s a streamlined jump from Moscow to Dubai in small private jets, a sign that the power struggle has begun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It didn’t start with all the oligarchs and siloviks tossing their gold and bundles of dollars into their Gulfstreams with one hand and shouting “To Dubai” with their breath in their throats and trophy wives with mink coats in a tight grip around their necks in the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It started in Ukraine when the army had had enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In 2023 there was an attempt at a shuffle within the elite and to this day we still don’t know how many were purged and which ones Putin “forgave,” meaning he didn’t shoot them in the kneecaps because he needed them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, Ukraine had a hand in this as everything was perfectly timed, but the FSB chose Putin and someone leaked the plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
During 2024-2025 desertions became epidemic and the army’s morale worsened, offensive operations ran out of gas by late 2025.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Since Ukraine was finally allowed full asymmetrical warfare, the big mess spread over Russia, the one that should have come in 2024 or early 2025 but was prevented by the West.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then in October, the “operation turn off the lights” was restarted and this time they really pulled down the curtain on Russia, not the constant start-stop they were forced into earlier in the war whenever Putin complained to the USA and Europe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After the rasputitsa and a stunning pre-emptive strike on Crimea, Ukraine began its invasion of the peninsula – the Kerch Bridge was completely cut with a few Flamingos, they landed at the pier down to Crimea and went on the defensive, conducting raids with all 300 amphibious craft along the coast from Kinburn Spit and down around Crimea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As soon as the Black Sea Fleet stuck its nose out, they died in a cloud of drones and naval drones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The loss of Crimea was too much for Putin’s silovik pals – someone had to take the blame and it had to be Putin before the army spontaneously revolted and hung us on the lampposts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After months of negotiations, they convinced the FSB and on that fateful day when Putin wanted to watch Lethal Weapon 1, the plan was activated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So they hung Putin upside down in a gas station after marinating him in diesel and lit him on fire – “now the masses’ bloodthirst will surely be quenched,” they said to each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Those on the Learjets to Dubai were Putin’s confidants who knew they would first get a severe wedgie and then be thrown out of a window due to the power shift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
However, the siloviks completely misjudged the army’s discontent with the situation, and the army misunderstood the elite’s attempt at a power shuffle, interpreting it as a starting gun for a popular people’s revolution – they simply smelled the morning air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Army corps left their front sectors in Ukraine, ran over the barrier battalions, and headed towards Moscow to “liberate the country from the oppressors in a real people’s revolution with a lot of m\u00e4sk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The siloviks really hated Lenin now but realized they were the next layer of the onion to be peeled off and would be shot against a sauna wall, so they boarded their planes to Dubai – we saw it as wave two of the Learjets where the siloviks half-jogged on board the planes with trophy wives in a tight neck grip and some bundles of dollars tucked into their waistbands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Lion from Damascus, Yanukovitch, Steven Seagal, and Rickard Olsson all shared a plane to Bahrain – they were shot down already over a suburb of Moscow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The FSB, who had prepared to counter a palace coup, were completely caught off guard, and after the revolution, it would emerge that Ukraine, having caught wind of everything, had started working on army chiefs quite early with tips about the revolution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A civil war naturally broke out in western Russia when war veterans in entire intact army corps completely overran the FSB and GRU units who had only learned to shoot fleeing own soldiers in the back. Here they faced them in tanks, which didn’t work at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wave three of the Learjets to the promised land were all from the FSB, GRU, SVR, and others who landed all over the Middle East and Asia where they had negotiated positions in the countries’ security services and torture centers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At some point, the army stood there somewhat surprisingly and realized they had crossed the moat and taken the castle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After the customary looting and m\u00e4sk drinking, calm settled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even before the great FSB war broke out, about a dozen sub-republics had declared independence and stormed their provincial governments and security forces headquarters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The six provinces closest to Ukraine all declared themselves fully autonomous and solemnly declared that they wanted to start a bright era of trade, exchange, and joy with Ukraine starting tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kaliningrad immediately approached the EU and offered full demilitarization in exchange for an agreement with the EU as an autonomous province – they argued that there was no functioning government body in Russia to negotiate with, even though it was obvious that they seized the opportunity in the chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lukashenko was actually quicker to board his plane than the Russian siloviks when he helped load the gold bars and bundles of dollars on board together with his sons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Belarus fell overnight and immediately submitted a pre-filled application to the EU with von der Leyen’s email in the margin as she had filled out the document for them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Approximately a day later, Germany, Hungary, Slovakia, Spain, Belgium, and the Netherlands began pushing in the EU to normalize relations with Russia immediately for peace in our time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Nordic countries had enough and started a counter-movement in the EU where they managed to get country after country on board with a total visa ban and full financing of “the great shiny wall of peace,” which in reality consisted of deep minefields with troops and vehicle mines, fortifications, and a completely closed border with Russia stretching from the Arctic Ocean, through Finland, the Baltics, Belarus, and all the way to Ukraine’s easternmost border with Russia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We included in the motion that the six oblasts Ukraine wanted to deal with were not covered by the visa ban, but that Ukraine was responsible for border control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
None of those involved, from Igor who couldn’t turn on Lethal Weapon because it was just Swan Lake all the way to Von Der Leyen who falsified an application to the EU for Belarus but forgot to remove her email, yet understood the implications of what had happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The country of Russia, which had been a constant virus and parasite on the side of Europe since the Viking Age, had died, and it was the beginning of hundreds of bright and peaceful years – future researchers called it “Europe went from dark to light without even realizing it themselves.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was never pronounced out loud, but Europe had unanimously agreed that Ukraine had a mandate for all eternity to trim down Russian leadership when necessary through a Mossad-style organization called “The Peace Corps for Peace in Our Time and Integrity.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Churchill had a very famous statement where he said that “a living Russia is a dead Europe,” he later clarified that he did not mean to kill every Russian when the UN brought him to court, but rather it was more figurative.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peace settled over Europe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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