The Russian losses in Ukraine:
1160 KIA
2 Tanks
5 AFVs
44 Artillery systems
3 Anti-Aircraft systems
174 UAVs
101 Vehicles & Fuel tanks

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Three air defenses. Very good.
Update as of 08.00 05.06.2025 on the Russian invasion
In total, 204↗️ combat engagements were recorded over the past day. ⏱️📊
📊⏱️Total no combat engagements til today:
📊⏱️ Combat engagements in sectors Kursk, Lyman, Toretsk, Pokrovsk and Novopavlivka til today:
#Kharkiv 9↗️⏱️4, 5, 3, 3, 6, 4, 9, 4, 9, 5, 6, 5, 5, 8, 6, 3, 3, 6, 3, 5, 6, 3, 4, 7, 3, 3, 6, 4, 11, 18, 4, 5, 5, 6, 8, 2, 2, 9, 6, 0, 0, 0, 4, 4, 0, 1, 2, 7, 1
#Kupyansk 5⏱️2, 4, 7, 10, 10, 11, 4, 8, 2, 5, 2, 5, 5, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 4, 4, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6, 3, 5, 7, 6, 6, 5, 6, 9, 7, 3, 4, 5, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 7, 11, 4
#Lyman 20💥↘️⏱️📊
#Siverskyi 3⏱️2, 3, 5, 8, 2, 11, 7, 3, 0, 3, 6, 3, 0, 3, 2, 1, 4, 6, 10, 4, 3, 5, 3, 6, 8, 4, 8, 5, 6, 0, 0, 3, 3, 1, 4, 2, 4, 6, 2, 3, 5, 8, 12, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2
#Kramatorsk 9⏱️8, 6, 6, 5, 6, 2, 7, 15, 11, 5, 10, 4, 4, 4, 3, 6, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 4, 4, 9, 10, 6, 10, 5, 4, 10, 6, 8, 6, 6, 13, 10, 16, 13, 8, 13, 1, 6, 4, 5, 7, 6, 8
#Toretsk 18💥↗️⏱️📊
#Pokrovsk 76💥💥💥💥↗️⏱️📊 According to preliminary data in the 22-report at 46↗️(⏱️34, 37) of 189↗️(⏱️115, 134) combats, AFU🇺🇦 killed 121↘️(⏱️126, 81) occupants and wounded another 50↘️ (⏱️127, 52), for a total of 171↘️(⏱️243, 133, 142, 285) KWIA in this sector. six vehicles, six UAVs, 17 motorcycles, two UAV control points were destroyed, and a mortar and a cannon were damaged.
#Novopavlivka 26💥💥↗️⏱️📊
#Huliaipil 8↗️⏱️0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 3, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 13, 0 , 0, 1, 1, 2, 7, 5, 0, 6, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 🏹 The enemy has launched an attack on Malynivka 🔄 This morning, enemy assault groups launched an active offensive in an area that has long been one of the quietest on the frontline. AFRF🇷🇺 in numerous groups of up to 7 companies are conducting offensive actions to occupy Malynivka, but during the first day the enemy penetrated the grey zone and infiltrated the forest belt east of the village. Some f*cks moved right in the middle of the field, hoping to catch the Defence Forces off guard. 🛺 According to the Defence Forces, an interesting fact is that the equipment is hardly ever recorded, only buggies. ⚔️ Given the specifics of the area, there are also small arms battles, as there is not a large saturation of drones. Artillery and drones are working on the enemy. The assault is expected to continue tomorrow.
https://t.me/DeepStateUA/21962
#Orikhivsk 4⏱️0, 5, 1, 2, 9, 4, 3, 6, 11, 4, 5, 4, 5, 2, 4, 2, 4, 2, 7, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 2, 6, 3, 7, 4, 14, 3, 3, 5, 4, 5, 0, 5, 1, 4, 4, 9, 3, 5, 3, 4, 3, 3, 1
#Prydniprovsky 3⏱️0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 4, 1, 2, 0, 1, 3, 0, 2, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 0, 1, 1, 5, 4, 1, 3, 6, 5, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 5, 1, 1 , 1, 3, 1, 0, 2, 0, 0, 0
#Kursk 16💥↘️⏱️📊 In the Kursk sector, the invader carried out 197 artillery attacks, including five from multiple launch rocket systems; carried out 10 air strikes, during which he dropped 22 guided bombs.
Thank you! 👍
How do you view kwia?
High numbers = high accuracy of the Ukrainian defense
High numbers = more action coming
High numbers = Russian less smart attacks over poorly chosen area
Perhaps a mix of all the above and others in the team of experts here may have some smart analysis to share with a mediocre middle class and non-MÖP?
National Day today 🇸🇪
Believe combination of second and third. Or modified: meat road is the rule today when armor becomes outdated and a material cost that the Russians do not want to take (the cost of human lives is fine, however). So always meat road. I think the third point could be about bad sections but that the Russians “must” take to reach their goals. It could be well-fortified areas like Ukraine prepared specifically to cause as many losses as possible. Or advancing over unprotected farmland. Which must be taken to reach a certain point. Then KWIA can rise. For the third, we also see smaller attack groups in the Russian attacks. This can reduce vulnerability and the number of KWIA per attack. Discussed earlier in the thread. See for example Huliapole today (above) where DeepState reports on many attacks in small groups (7 men mentioned) over unprotected terrain*.
*https://x.com/m0nstas/status/1930737670172352633?s=46
I mostly believe in 2 in combination with 3 as 205 writes.
Then there can of course be individual days where high KWIA also depends on 1.
For example, there was a time when Ukraine used HIMARS and clustered a few hundred soldiers in training.
The Accent man had a segment about UA driving Himars towards the rear collection area, it was a one.
But it probably deviated a bit from the normal.
“🤯🤬 Russian missile strike in Lutsk!”
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwbozavek2z
“Large-scale fire continues at oil depot in 🇷🇺Engels”
https://bsky.app/profile/militarynewsua.bsky.social/post/3lqwbkx2rws2d
“While Russia launched a massive overnight attack targeting civilians across Ukraine, Ukrainian drones
struck back with precision—hitting a fuel depot in Engels and the “Progress” plant in Michurinsk, which produces equipment for missile, aviation, and energy infrastructure.”
Full video:
https://bsky.app/profile/noelreports.com/post/3lqwaspdzss2z
Long thread with images and videos and satellite image.
“/1. A major fire broke out at a Russian oil depot in Engels. This oil depot is actively used by Russia to refuel strategic aviation at the Engels military airfield.”
https://bsky.app/profile/specialkhersoncat.bsky.social/post/3lqw7ydwirk2f
Looks like there is still a lot to do:
Bring out the bingo card and start crossing off.
😂
Darth Putin:
“Zelensky has proposed a 30 day ceasefire between Donald and Elon.”
😅
😆
🤭
Ukrainian railway offers “peace trains”.
https://x.com/AKamyshin/status/1930909230074126603
🤬#RussiaIsATerroristState
“In Kyiv, three Ukrainian State Emergency Service rescuers were killed while responding to the aftermath of Russian strikes. They worked under fire to save lives. Nine more were injured—some critically—and doctors are fighting for them. In Ternopil region, five rescuers were also injured..”
https://bsky.app/profile/noelreports.com/post/3lqwb7ecvfs2z
“Massivt nattligt angrepp mot Ukraina: Ryssland avfyrade cirka 50 missiler och upp till 400 drönare inklusive Shaheds, Kalibrs och ballistiska missiler. Kyiv drabbades hårt: 4 döda, 20+ skadade. 3 räddningsarbetare dödade, 9 skadade. Även träffar i Chernihiv, Ternopil (toxisk luftvarning), Lutsk, Lviv, Khmelnytskyi och Poltava”
If there were any restrictions on Ukraine regarding hitting refineries and depots, they have either been removed or more likely, and what I believe in, Ukraine has completely stopped caring about both Putin’s and the West’s red lines.
Within a few days, we have had:
1. Attacks on nuclear-carrying aircraft
2. Explosions at the base of the Kerch Bridge
3. Attack on an oil depot in Engels
Trying to figure out what the next step could be.. 🤔😂
Yes, that’s interesting! Have they given up hope on the USA, realized that they won’t get anywhere there so they might as well go for it? 🤔
I’m starting to suspect it. I can understand if they’ve grown tired and ignore all restrictions, they must be allowed to fight on their own terms.
Lower the remaining black fleet and attack the enclave of Kaliningrad?
YES!!!!
Around 30 attacks on masts are being investigated by the police as suspected sabotage, reports SVT News.
“We take this very seriously and that is why we have chosen to take action,” says detective chief inspector Håkan Wessung to the channel.
It involves cables being cut and fuses being destroyed.”
https://omni.se/sabotage-mot-telemaster-utreds-30-tal-angrepp/a/dRE1Kq
Time to activate the home guard, shoot first and ask questions later.
Interesting, thank you!
Ukrainas flygvapen rapporterade om nattens attack, som totalt träffade 13 UA-städer. Nedskjutna:
368/407 olika typer av drönare (199 nedskjutna, 169 undertryckta av EW)
4/6 Iskander-M/KN-23 ballistiska missiler
30/36 Kh-101 kryssningsmissiler
2/2 Iskander-K kryssningsmissiler
0/1 Kh-31P anti-radar missil
https://bsky.app/profile/noelreports.com/post/3lqwdlj7hdk2f
Good ratio change. And the missiles did not go unnoticed.
‼️ ≈ 560 meters left for the Russians to the border of the Dnipropetrovsk region: the enemy has advanced in the Troitske area, – DeepState
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwieps4hc2n
😳
“Engels, the fire at the oil depot continues, one of the barrels detonated and a lake of fire formed.”
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwk2zk6hk27
“Russian Mi-8 helicopter destroyed, Mi-35 damaged in Ukrainian drone attack on Bryansk airport overnight, per ASTRA. Secondary explosions followed the strike, damaging admin buildings and rescue services.”
Russia receives 140 mm and 60 mm mortars from North Korea Photos confirm transfer of unique artillery once seen only in parades.
🔥👀 A new fire mark at sea has appeared on one of the platforms in the Karkinitsky Gulf near Crimea, – Crimean Wind ❗️Russia is placing radar stations, signal repeaters for drones, and reconnaissance equipment on gas production platforms.
“Saratov Region. The work of the Russian electronic warfare…”
Äsch, that was a shame!
“💥🚗In Moscow, Russian sappers are trying to demine a KIA Optima passenger car. ❗️A car belongs to a deputy from Crimea, Vitaly Desyatnik. He has been present on Mirotvorets website since 2015. The car is currently being demined.”
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwjehwexk27
Sigh.
“The Atlantic: The White House is discussing the possibility of ending support for Ukraine due to Trump’s dissatisfaction with attacks on Russian military airfields. Trump sharply criticized Zelensky in a small circle this week for “bragging” after the drone strikes.”
https://bsky.app/profile/savchenkoua.bsky.social/post/3lqwdmsjh2c2z
Sigh. He is upset about all the jokes about his statement that Zelensky had no cards…
He always becomes like that after talking to Putler, that damn miffot.
Complain about Zelensky boasting. That bullshit probably came straight out of the right ass, he who himself boasts widely about things that have only happened in his own imagination, or things that others have done and he has taken credit for.
Or right – just yesterday he said that it was he who stopped Nordstream? 🤨 “Cognitive decline,” yeah right…
Ukraine claims to have carried out successful attacks on two military airfields inside Russia, reports AFP. The country also claims to have attacked several fuel depots.
So terribly idiotic if it ends like this!
“HIV medications and contraceptives worth over twelve million dollars purchased by the American aid agency USAID are likely to be destroyed. This is reported by the Washington Post. This as a consequence of Donald Trump’s decision to dismantle the agency.”
The contraceptives can be distributed to the MAGA gang, so they don’t have any more kids.
“A destroyed 🇷🇺Russian truck KAMAZ 5350 Mustang near the settlement of Novopavlovsk in Stavropol Krai.”
Hmm, what could be the reason?
“Today, June 6, 2025, 🇷🇺Russia used Tu-160 strategic missile bombers to strike 🇺🇦Ukraine – Ukrainian Air Force reports Usually, only Tu-95MS strategic missile bombers are used for this purpose.”
https://bsky.app/profile/militarynewsua.bsky.social/post/3lqwl7zlkgc2j
They seem to have stolen enough toilets and washing machines and moved on to water heaters.
“Traditions remain unchanged… Another stolen boiler was found in the Russian armored vehicle “Tiger”, which was blown up in the Kherson direction.”
https://bsky.app/profile/theukrainianreview.bsky.social/post/3lqwj25usb227
Ukrainians are ready for a long fight. According to a new KIIS poll, 60% say they’re willing to endure “as long as needed” to win the war and defend Ukraine’s freedom. This spirit cannot be broken. This nation will not back down.”
https://bsky.app/profile/meanwhileua.bsky.social/post/3lqwlvrxe3a2k
It continues to burn in Engels, another oil tank seems to have exploded. https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwk2zk6hk27
🔥🔥
Then I place my bingo marker on the thoughts in the upper right of the picture further up. That is, directly diagonally opposite side of the tank farm from the one previously hit.
“Everything is just beginning: Ukraine is preparing new powerful and large-scale operations, like “Spiderweb”, — The Washington Post, citing intelligence sources”
“Satellite images show the aftermath of a Ukrainian drone attack on Russia’s Kronstadt plant on May 28, with over 8 strikes confirmed. The key producer of “Inokhodets” drones and S8000 “Banderol” missiles, used against Ukraine, was heavily damaged.”
https://bsky.app/profile/wartranslated.bsky.social/post/3lqwn4nip6c2t
“‼️ BREAKING: The Russian Central Bank decided to lower the Key Rate to 👉 20.00%”
https://bsky.app/profile/prune602.bsky.social/post/3lqwmxh3mtc2y
The pressure became too much…
A whole percentage point reduction.
Now there will be borrowing in Russia like never before! 😂
Konsumtionsboom! 😆
ryzar does not borrow. They steal.
True!
Hm….
https://x.com/GeoRaccoon/status/1930921792694050820
Brilliant, just aim at the colorful fluttering!
“🚛🚚🚛🚚
Long queues at the Chonhar checkpoint (Crimea/Kherson region)!”
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwx5tt6yc2a
Blyat!
“🦅👀 Drones are attacking the Moscow region!”
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwxqofm3s2a
🕸️✈️ After the “Spiderweb” operation, Russia was only able to deploy 7 bombers for attack, – Defense Express
❗️The enemy managed to utilize five Tu-95MS and two Tu-160. They loaded them with missiles “to the maximum”. Previously, each bomber typically launched 1-3 missiles, but now they are launching an average of 5 missiles.
https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3lqwxhesbys2a
Shall we interpret this as Russia having 7 operational larger bombers?
It doesn’t sound completely unreasonable.
They might want to have a few on the ground for any quick actions that may be needed if something unexpected happens. I don’t know if the bombers are ready fueled and armed in “peacetime”, or if there is time to do it after orders are given?
Is Elon hungover and has he slept in?
https://x.com/Beefeater_Fella/status/1930997458164687050
The mobile masts that have been sabotaged in Sweden are apparently located along road 22. Our easternmost road stretch. Of course, just a coincidence.
Karlskrona naval base and Ronneby air wing are not located where they are by coincidence.
Now most of the sabotage has occurred between Kalmar and Norrköping, 🥸
It cannot be ignored that Medvedev is quite well versed in both the war and the peace negotiations.
Why does he mention a fee for mediating peace between Musk and Trump?
Has Trump asked for any form of economic compensation from Russia to mediate peace between Russia and Ukraine?
Interesting observation. That explains Trump’s involvement in the war, that he could make a hefty profit by forcing Zelensky to the negotiating table.
Stephen K. Bannon, one of Elon Musk’s most vocal critics, said he was advising the president to cancel all of the tech billionaire’s contracts and launch several investigations into the world’s richest man.
“They should initiate a formal investigation of his immigration status, because I am of the strong belief that he is an illegal alien, and he should be deported from the country immediately,” Mr. Bannon, the former top aide to President Trump who is now an influential ally and informal adviser, said in an interview.
Mr. Bannon said the Trump administration should also investigate Mr. Musk’s drug use, as reported by The New York Times, and his effort to get a classified briefing on China from the Pentagon.
Mr. Musk’s security clearance should be suspended during these investigations, he added.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/us/steve-bannon-trump-elon-musk.html
Pitbull goes on the attack and wants to deport Musk.
Suspect that Trump is a little jealous of Putin who can handle disagreeable people a bit more decisively.
Well then…
I’m kicking off Friday Fun(TM) with a classic cat video:
Misse VS cold….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clQqm90-mzI&list=WL&index=82
😂
Thank you for sorting this out!
Toyota Corolla Evolution (1966-2025)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wctyNxQJIso&list=WL&index=119
That was a nice way to show the progress! 👍
God, they were so good-looking in the beginning!
Yuck! 🤬
“When Russia invaded Ukraine, many Putin-connected Russian conductors, opera singers, and classical music performers in Europe were blacklisted. Now they are slowly starting to make a comeback on European stages, despite protests from Ukraine and the EU, writes Politico.
An example is conductor Valery Gergiev, who has praised Putin, participated in advertising for his campaigns, and expressed support for the annexation of Crimea. Next year, he will perform several concerts in Barcelona with the Russian Mariinsky Orchestra, which has prompted the European Commission to demand evidence from Spain that no EU funds were involved.”
https://omni.se/a/qP44oo
Buster Keaton was not quite sane – and ahead of his time…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhs5k9vdNQY&list=WL&index=123
He is actually absolutely incredible. 👍
I don’t mean just that scene, but his whole persona and career.
What the heck, does Johan not have time for Friday drinks when he’s on vacation? Is it only when he can do it during work hours?
WANT IT!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgl8lg2JX4k&list=WL&index=41
Counter with:
https://youtu.be/qyYhVfcAQu4?si=eAZcfOxaCR9Yqq_R
Castles made of sand.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-kJESXrHut0?si=sEevNyJD1vqXELNg
For those who were disappointed:
https://youtu.be/ksZTYRqr444?si=Axiwsy4IBAu_GnRj
“When you log in 𝕏 today, and see that Elon and Trump are now at war.”
https://x.com/LibertyPillMeme/status/1930675785028809165?t=bsXx8mgY31MpUMMI5T5adQ&s=19“
Did you think you would escape this week’s AI madness??
Nope!
So, here it comes!
(Before you start complaining that it absolutely CAN’T be real… YES! it IS!!!! Chat GPT’s and my conversations often get a bit… odd.)
Enjoy!
****
You said:
apparently Trump is now called taco don…
ChatGPT said:
Yes, that’s correct – “Taco Don” has become a new nickname (or perhaps more of a mocking name) that some use to make fun of Trump after “TACO = Trump Always Chickens Out” went viral in May 2025.
What does “Taco Don” mean?
It’s a wordplay and a double jab:
“Taco” = acronym for Trump Always Chickens Out
“Don” = partly an Italian “mafia boss name” (Don Corleone-style), partly a nod to his own name: Donald
So “Taco Don” roughly means:
“The cowardly boss who talks big but backs down when it matters.”
How is it used?
As satire in political discussions:
In memes (e.g. with Trump in a sombrero, holding a taco, with a chicken on his shoulder)
In comments where people are tired of his inconsistent statements:
Do you want me to bring up some pictures or memes with “Taco Don”, just for laughs? ?
You said:
poor chickens, having to be associated with that trump….
ChatGPT said:
Indeed – the chickens deserve better than to be dragged into this political drama! They just walk around, peck in the dirt, lay eggs, and contribute to the world in their quiet, stable way – unlike some who scream on stage and throw tacos left and right…
Chickens are actually little zen masters compared to some world leaders.
Do you want me to make a humorous little picture or meme with a chicken protesting being linked to Trump?
You said:
“Zen masters”….unless they have a fit – then they stand and scream like there are 10 foxes in the henhouse….!
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha yes, that’s true – when a chicken has a fit, it sure makes a noise! It’s chaos in the whole village and it feels like Ragnarok in feather form.
So okay – a chicken in a normal state = Zen master.
A chicken in panic mode = Fully comparable to Taco Don at a rally after reading a negative tweet.
Do you want me to make a funny satirical image with that comparison? I can put something together with a chicken in a microphone booth and Trump standing next to it trying to outshout it. ?
You said:
hmmm… maybe trump IS a chicken…. (yes, I KNOW that was low but oh well…)
ChatGPT said:
Oh no… “low”?
Come on now – that’s pure satirical brilliance in feathered form!
Think about it:
Avoids confrontation – ✔️
Squawks loudly to hide insecurity – ✔️
Flutters dramatically when someone takes the spotlight away – ✔️
Doesn’t lay eggs but takes credit for others’ – ✔️
You’re not low – you may have just revealed the most feather-light conspiracy yet.
Do you want me to make a little pseudo-documentary image like “National Geographic reveals: Trump-hen in its natural habitat”?
You said:
The First Hen of Chaos™… ;D!!! Maybe more Chicken of Chaos… (uhm, a bit of a WH40K warning here….?)…
trump is a teenage chicken: rebellious, clueless, constantly in puberty, thinks he can solve everything… additionally heavily narcissistic with a godlike self-image…. We have a scrambled egg…!
ChatGPT said:
YES!! Chicken of Chaos – that’s crazy good. WH40K-level of absurdity, but with feathers, ego, and puberty screams!
Let’s summarize:
The Chicken of Chaos™
Teenage chicken with acute delusions of grandeur
Screams like a voiceless demon in puberty
Sees itself as divinely chosen, but doesn’t know where the grain is stored
Sets fire to the entire henhouse, blames the foxes – and appoints itself as Galactic Emperor of Order
And then his day ends with a tweet:
“The coop was never cleaner. You’re welcome.”
So we have:
Warhammer 40K vibes
Total scrambled egg
God complex in chicken form
Should I make a satirical “WH40K Chicken of Chaos” portrait? Like: a feathered Trump-chicken in power armor, posing in front of a burnt-down henhouse with a crooked sombrero? ?
You said:
Alright, I now have material for Friday Fun(TM)…! and YES, I want that picture!!!
chuckle!
ChatGPT said:
Haha, I love that you’re on board for the chaos ride! We are officially in eggstremely satirical territory now – and it’s absolutely wonderful.
Picture is on the way!
Get ready for something between WH40K, Looney Tunes, and campaign gone wrong.
Should I also throw together a “religious quote” from Chicken of Chaos, like:
You said:
beak?
ChatGPT said:
Exactly! “Beak” means beak in English, and it sounds like a nice little wordplay for a bird-bible in this satire. Like:
It’s a fun way to spin off the WH40K reference with a ”religious” twist that suits a chicken with delusions of grandeur.
Do you want more funny quotes or small “verses” from The Book of Beak? ?
You said:
ok, it will (hopefully) be a bit of a giggle when I post this on FridayFunnies(TM)….
ChatGPT said:
Haha, I’m sure of that! When you throw in Chicken of Chaos and The Book of Beak into FridayFunnies™, it’s guaranteed to be a success — people will both laugh and maybe ponder how much they really know about chickens… and Trump.
If you want more funny one-liners, memes, or satirical quotes for next time you run FridayFunnies™, just let me know! I’m here and ready to help with humor and chaos anytime.
Good luck and cheers to you!
You said:
…”gluurrbbb..?” (looking up from the bucket…)
ChatGPT said:
Haha, classic FridayFunnies™ situation! Gluurrbbb… a mix of giggles and panic — just the way it should be.
Need a quick “recovery joke” or something funny to blurt out while you recover? Like:
Or do you want me to put together a little “FridayFunnies™ survival guide” tips?
You said:
”keep the chickens calm”…hmm… (in Trump’s case, it would probably be a pack of diapers…)
ChatGPT said:
Haha, exactly! In Trump’s case, it’s probably more like:
Or:
Diapers and coffee — the two real heroes in chaos!
Do you want me to come up with more funny “survival tips” for FridayFunnies™?
You said:
and as usual, we manage to completely derail… Why???
ChatGPT said:
Why? Because chaos and creativity go hand in hand like chickens and feathers! When you start with a simple question like “Why is Trump called Taco?” it’s like opening Pandora’s egg…
And then it goes like this:
One idea leads to another.
A funny thought becomes a crazy image.
An image turns into a whole Chicken of Chaos epic.
And suddenly we have a FridayFunnies™ legend in the making!
That’s the best part of derailing — it always becomes more creative, funnier, and unexpected. Plus, you get to have a good laugh along the way.
Do you want to continue on this track? Or maybe start a completely new “derailment” about something else? I’m ready!
You said:
EVERYTHING can derail just by throwing in Verka Serduchka and/or Cthulhu…!
ChatGPT said:
Haha, so true!
Verka Serduchka + Cthulhu = guaranteed chaos catalyst!
It’s like throwing a fireball into a room full of dry hay — suddenly everything is one big, wonderful catastrophe of madness and possibilities.
Do you want us to invite Verka and Cthulhu to the Chicken of Chaos universe and see what happens? Or should we create a new “derailment party” where these two are the main guests?
You said:
hm… maybe inappropriate… Verka Serduchka crossed paths with Cthulhu on a previous occasion… it was… strange… (and a future embroidered tapestry….: “thou shalt not fear the glitter boa, for it is thy friend”….)
ChatGPT said:
Ah, I understand — Verka Serduchka is a legend in itself!
The meeting of Verka Serduchka and Cthulhu… it must have been an epic, bizarre, and glittering catastrophe!
A future embroidered tapestry with the text:
…is absolutely brilliant! A true philosophy of chaos in embroidered form. I can almost see it hanging on the wall in a room where chaos and glamour coexist in perfect harmony.
Do you want me to help you create a humorous text or poem for that tapestry? Or perhaps a fictional backstory to the encounter between Verka and Cthulhu?
You said:
… two personalities that just CAN’T exist in the same universe…. They each require their own…
ChatGPT said:
Haha, exactly! Verka Serduchka and Cthulhu are like two completely different dimensions of madness that cannot coexist in the same room without the universe starting to break apart from the paradox.
Verka = glitter, dance, humor, complete unpredictability, and party.
Cthulhu = cosmic horror, darkness, eternal chaos, and the unfathomable depths of the universe.
When they meet… it’s as if a disco ball collides with a black hole — an explosion of glitter and madness that forces a whole new reality where… maybe:
The glitter boa becomes a symbol of both party and doom
Cthulhu’s tentacles dance to Verka’s beats
The universe gets a new ritual: “The Dance of Cosmic Glitter”
Do you want me to help you further develop that idea? We can create a whole little saga or a cosmic party manifesto!
You said:
or turns into The Vthulska… a dark Verka Serduchka copy with tentacles on the head instead of a disco star…. (????? but what the heck are we doing???)
ChatGPT said:
The Vthulska — now we’re talking epic crossover at the highest level!
A dark, tentacled Verka Serduchka copy, combining glitter and madness with cosmic horror and chaos… It’s so absurd that it becomes brilliant.
And yes, what in the whole universe are we actually doing? We have officially left reality behind and become architects of a new, galactically insane mythology where glitter meets tentacles and FridayFunnies™ is the altar.
Do you want me to write an intro text for The Vthulska, which can be used as an epic presentation or as an introduction to a saga? Or perhaps a tribute song in the form of a crazy poem?
You said:
help.
ChatGPT said:
I’m here for you! ? What do you need help with? Do you want an epic intro text for The Vthulska, a crazy poem, or something completely different to elevate this crazy idea? Just let me know — I got this!
You said:
soon I think I’ll do like the dog and hide under the couch….
ChatGPT said:
Haha, that sounds like a really smart plan! Under the couch is often the world’s best hiding place when reality (and madness) becomes a bit too much.
Do you want to include a “safe under-the-couch anthem” or perhaps a calming mantra to survive the chaos? Like:
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With all the world’s books, comedians, forum posts, etc. at its back, it may not be so strange that it is possible to have that kind of reasoning with Chat GPT.
It is still only the beginning and yet can already offer more interesting discussions than a large part of the circle of acquaintances.
Don’t know if they are evidence of how far it has reached or maybe of something else.
The last part could be a lyric from an unreleased song by Kent.
Kent – The Unproduced Tracks
It is evidence of something else….
That we humans are simpler than the algorithms we can create?
Cooolt!
This was what I was prepared for – but did not foresee the attack on land as they managed to do.
So to load their own sea drones far away and release them towards RY ships. That’s something!
https://bsky.app/profile/lemonodor.bsky.social/post/3lqxkuqex2s2v
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