12:55 – MatsExtrude
🤣 Sounds like you’ve taken an overdose of light blue elevator music, but I rather suspect you have been practicing some Russian reverse speech or maybe it could be irony? 🤔
Welcome back, anyway!
13:42 – Johan No.1
It’s quite simple – the West had until 2024 to implement the necessary measures.
Ukraine has communicated this VERY clearly so that there could be no misunderstanding.
Since we knew Ukraine’s battle plan (mechanized offensive 2024) and what was missing, and placed our trust that the West is the West we want it to be, there were thus exactly all reasons to be positive – Ukraine had already done the impossible countless times and with the support that was missing they could do the impossible again.
Hold on, hold out was therefore the message.
Yes, the major reorganization went so-so but it is a burning war and extreme pressure.
Now October 14, 2024, the question is whether Ukraine will be able to retake all terrain to the 1991 borders any longer.
I don’t think so because the equipment that has not been delivered will take too long to get out to units when it is finally delivered.
If Ukraine cannot retake the terrain to the 1991 borders, the start of our era’s global conflict is NOT extinguished. Then maybe the West has another plan to extinguish it – I actually don’t know how the West thinks on this matter.
It is therefore NOT “bipolar” behavior or however the explanatory models now swing between positive and negative, it is because we are past the “point of no return” which makes it pointless to add a layer of positive. We portray reality instead as it is and I continue to post it on Bluesky.
Don Hill’s weekly is out by the way and a deep dive into RU barrel manufacturing and ammunition production
https://xxtomcooperxx.substack.com/
Something I thought seemed possibly significant – the West depends on Chinese cellulose for the propellant charges for all our ammunition 😲
19:59 – Johan No.1
Biden wants a calm election campaign – Putin wants a chaotic election campaign that increases Trump’s chances.
I haven’t understood how I..el fits into this because they account for half of the chaos despite Biden’s increasingly loud appeals.
China around Taiwan – absolutely.
Upcoming Russian missile rain – yes.
Some sunk ship by Houthi – yes
A missile rain against I..el from H..as, Hez, Iran – yes.
Some wild demonstrations for P…a – yes.
20:03 – Johan No.1
Or, I think maybe that I..el’s timeline started when they had to blow up the pagers and then the different activities follow from that.
12:27 – Johan No.1
There were some complaints in the thread that the posts were negative, so here comes a post showing all the positive–positive things that will happen in the next six months so we avoid our time’s global conflict which otherwise could risk starting up a little bit.
If the below, against all odds, does not play out, it can of course get lively, but now it does not – positive thinking is half the battle, as we have all learned in one of those completely pointless management courses you were forced to attend just because the unit manager was good friends with the course instructor, and that you would be reported to HR if you tried to call in sick for the third time to get out of it.
First up is that Trump does not win the election (because Obama has finally learned not to demean people based on their skin color) and that Harris opens the arsenals and gives Ukraine everything they point at (Ukraine of course immediately pointed at ICBMs but she pretended not to see that and pushed them on to the next shelf). Harris goes against the Pentagon here, which has announced that they have nothing left in the warehouses after the big delivery to Morocco and Dubai. In this way, Ukraine manages to slow down losing ground everywhere and is on the way to a technical knockout – they are saved by the bell.
Zelensky sits happily with a shiny sweaty forehead on TV and says – “blyat, that was close, spatsiba for all the napalm 😅”
The West suddenly realizes that it is the French who quietly sent personnel to Ukraine, gave them combat aircraft because they can, JDAMS, Scalp, sent 80 artillery pieces, prioritized Ukraine for their entire arms industry, trained brigades even in 2024, and sent almost 300 VABs and 40 AMX-30s. And that deliveries were made, unlike some others who are mostly remembered for usually starting lots of big wars. But instead of taking the credit, Macron stands in the Élysée Palace with his hand inside his waistcoat and glances malevolently towards Waterloo and WhatsApps possible battle plans with the Foreign Legion.
Mette Frederiksen in Denmark receives the Nobel Peace Prize – everyone thought it would be between UNR-WA or Joe Biden but they surprised greatly. Apparently, there was a wild discussion with bloodshed but it was over dessert at the dinner itself and the seating arrangements.
Biden also agrees with Germany to provide missile capability to Ukraine – every Storm Shadow, ATACMS, and Taurus is sent and Ukraine gets to strike fuel depots, oil depots, refineries, oil exports, the shadow fleet, ammunition depots, the Kerch Bridge, bases, air bases, and above all the power grid which is a war-critical function. The idea Biden came up with was that it would act as a deterrent to Russian missile rain in late autumn if they showed their teeth (not Biden’s dentures but real tiger teeth).
Biden and Scholz choose to ignore that Putin has moved missile carriers to Belarus to act as a deterrent against them – they finally found a backbone that was a bit limp but stood up helpfully. When Labour Party’s Kier Starmer realized that the missiles could now hit his penthouse in London, he immediately wanted to back out. His party then threatened to release the next big scandal that he had received a large sailboat and two Porsches from the billionaire who paid for his wardrobe, so he kept quiet and took a spin in the Porsche to the Sheraton for an expensive dinner with his wife.
Ukraine succeeds much better than at Kursk and breaks through the Surovikin line and all other defense lines and pushes the Russians back to the 1991 borders. 700,000 Russians and thousands of tanks and armored vehicles, as well as 200,000 FSB and Rosgvardia, are in wild flight ahead of 350,000 Ukrainians on fast electric scooters with slingshots and lead cans.
In Asia, China recognizes Taiwan after too many years of verbal big fights and apologizes to the Philippines for all the sunk fishing trawlers and promises free marinated squid for twelve years. Taiwan gets really pissed off because they only got an apology on wrinkled eggshell paper, but China is long-suffering and you can’t expect everything at once when it comes to them.
North Korea is so moved by the squid gesture that they immediately open the border to South Korea and Kim Jong Un spontaneously exclaims “one Korea forever” and slams his fist so violently into a general that he sprains a pinky finger.
Hamas and Hezbollah agree to hand over all weapons to the UN and shave off their unhygienic beards (the UN finally found document 1701 and remembered what their mission was in southern Li…on), and recognize the country I..el.
I..el is so moved by the gesture that they in turn recognize the country Pa…tina as two oil rigs off the Ga..remsan (but it is a first step in the right direction), and promise that the last two houses in G..a that are still standing will not be bulldozed. They do not shave off their sideburns and laugh until they cry that they managed to completely fool the clean-shaven Hezbollah soldiers.
Houthi comes out and apologizes for the 103 civilian and military ships they have fired upon and damaged and especially apologizes for those sunk in the Red Sea full of oil. They understand that they have caused an ecological disaster in the Red Sea and agree to pay seven hundred dollars to Greenpeace – which is half their primary school budget since they spent all the money on weapons instead.
The head of Wagner in Africa and all the other dozens of Russian PMCs there who are chopping up live prisoners with axes have a revelation after a wet evening that it is simply wrong and they stop taking over gold mines and supporting dictators or rebel movements in half of Africa. They also end the project “new refugee wave 2015 but in 2025” which they started because it worked beyond expectations in 2015 and had no consequences. They now chop up prisoners with machetes instead but even that is a positive step in the right direction – hurry slowly.
The Russian unit chief at the FSB who received a medal and a lifelong supply of sturgeon caviar for his project “Refugees Welcome” becomes very sad as he had counted on a lifelong supply of champagne for 2025.
Russia, which has been responsible for 80% of the subversive activities in the West, realizes the futility of continuing to destabilize countries in the West so they remain passive in the lead-up to our time’s global conflict and cancels all operations. Since it has been a prioritized state function, they have a lot of money left even though many of the operations also had side projects to make a buck and made the agents millionaires.
They especially cancel their subversive program in I..el which has been difficult because the security service has been on alert but they have managed to get a lot of protests going.
They have, after all, on top of everything managed to get lots of grants for their subversive activities – some genius came up with the idea that you could start opening up for donations to the various movements and they were showered with funds entirely voluntarily, even state bodies like SIDA and the adult education council contributed funds to what they thought were charitable activities.
Schröder, Scholz, Sarkozy, Le PXn and Farage are seen in the queue at the Employment Agency together with Hirdman and Schori.
These saved funds then go to retrain the 200,000 full-time agents who have worked with these subversive activities to become kebab chefs instead of slum lords who earned millions. Kebab gets a major renaissance in Russia where they learn to eat it properly – with extra white sauce and spicy red sauce.
Politicians in Europe stop calling democratically elected governments Nazis, various movements stop being revolutionary on the right and left fringes, gang criminals and criminal clans take ordinary cleaning jobs and refuse to carry out well-paid murders or threats on behalf of foreign powers. The Isla-ists also back down from their campaign to call all legitimate criticism of their anti-democratic movement racism (and that they are victims) and admit that it was unfair to go around spitting on all the ju–r in Malmö until they moved away. They promise to only spit on the j–na on even weeks, and only during daytime, if they move back.
Politicians throughout Europe stop making life hard for farmers through extra taxes, environmental regulations, and more expensive diesel, and the self-sufficiency rate for food increases dramatically. Someone concluded that the 50% figure given was probably misleading since bark bread is not a dish. Then everyone agrees that shutting down electricity production was a bad idea because then the industry was knocked out and Asia took over – the industry in the West is flourishing like never before and China buys electric cars made in the EU at triple the price of their own because “that’s how it’s done”.
Then an absolute sensation rolls out over the West – “children first” where the value of a good school and leisure activities is realized as better than child soldiers being exported to Denmark, and that the future prosperity lies in well-educated and functioning children today who become tomorrow’s researchers and industry leaders. “In your face China, now we’re doing what you have done the last 30 years” – we win.
During 2025, calm spreads across the world – our era’s global conflict is over and we are moving towards brighter times. China and Russia accept that BRIICS will not work to have 7/8 parts of the world’s population on their side and almost all natural resources, and the largest manufacturing – it was not a recipe for success at all. The list of the +40 countries that wanted to join BRIICS is burned and they announce that there will be peace on earth and that the Dalai Lama is forgiven despite him usually sli…a boys in the face and missing that it was filmed.
Not necessarily in this order but this is what will happen ✊
Oh right, a whole bunch of our most beloved artists in the USA are also ending their careers prematurely with the reasoning that P D..dy lies about everything.
More negative analyses exist as now on Bluesky but when something positive happens it’s time to write about it in the thread I thought – the future looks very bright to say the least ✊