JUST LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN RUSSIA! Such a circus is impossible to even imagine!

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Welcome to the Bunker Bulletin, I am Artem Ivchenko. Straight to business. I guess so. In Russia, some guy found an old savings book from 2007. And in the account there was… Good grief.

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56 rubles. Now we will go into the bank and find out how many millions I was able to

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to save up. In his joy, the Russian even promised the bank employee that if he becomes rich now, they would celebrate together. And so the moment of truth arrived: just how much cash he had lying there.

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Over 20 years, attention, 16 kopecks have accumulated. Let's spend it all.

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I am impressed, what prospects. For another 600 years, Russians will be able to buy themselves a small packet, but it's not a fact it'll ring. And notice. He did nothing. The money worked for him. They worked for 20 years, true, and not even a kopek a year, but nonetheless. We advise not to rush to spend all these 16 kopeks, because… The Minister of Finance of Russia appealed to the citizens. To what? Well, listen for yourselves, what did he call them to do?

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Living more economically. I completely agree that in current times, this is what should be done. One just needs to understand priorities more clearly.

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A new state course in financial literacy, but Russians shouldn't get used to it. A video has spread online of a Russian woman saying that her husband is still working at almost 70. And at the same time, she explains that everything is fine in Rashka, everything is gorgeous for them, but in the West… Where would they go? You don't

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Do you see what is happening in Great Britain, in France, in America? It is a total nightmare there, a collapse! Empty storefronts, prices like this. Putin is setting goals, he will help raise pensions. And I hope that for us, everything will be better and better.

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What an interesting psychological trick. Don't you think? You don't have to prove that everything is fine with you. It's enough to simply sincerely convince yourself that others have it much worse. And that's it. And then in St. Petersburg, a Russian man apparently decided to take saving money so seriously that after the divorce, he simply carried the kitchen out of his ex-wife's apartment. Sad.

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I am returning home from vacation. My son and I do not have a kitchen set. All the appliances were removed, except for the refrigerator, because my parents bought it.

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The guy just left and went crazy. And immediately dismantled an entire gastronomic infrastructure in the house. That is very poor form. In Rashka, a local teacher also decided to take a little break from serious life and filmed a TikTok video where he drinks vodka, eats potatoes, and captioned it roughly like this: During the day I am an ordinary history teacher, and on Friday evening an ordinary drunk. But the lyceum administration apparently didn't appreciate the joke. They gave him a condition. Either remove the video, or resign. What did he choose? The second one. It's his business, of course, but what an interesting dissonance. So-called SVO-ers in open lessons. That's OK. But a teacher eating potatoes and drinking something in his free time is not OK. There is something to think about, I tell you. But we won't. Urgent message. Russia is starting to fight Halloween. In a very radical way. A step-by-step instruction for destroying the symbol of the holiday. Next.

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Those who take this pumpkin, throw it into the river. In exchange, for example, we add theater tickets. Please, go to a play. And here is Russian culture. Here is the Russian spirit. Here is Rus'

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smells. I don't know what it smells like there, because to me personally, it smells of senility. But nevertheless. This was the bunker messenger. Morning in a big place continues. See you.